Beautiful Bulleteer Presents:

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My name is Traae Bloxham. Here's a picture. I wouldn't reccomend looking at it too long. You'll end up thinking of me during one of the many sections of sexual horror in my writing, and it will be awkward for you. Then one day, when I'm massively succesful, we'll meet. You'll ask me to sign your book, I'll look into you eyes. And I will know. We'll both know. Flee from this place.