Beautiful Bulleteer Presents:

A Weird Fantasy Series.

What is Beautiful Bulleteer?

They say to write the book you want to read, but I have eclectic taste. We got witches, we got secret agents, we got otherworldly horrors, and so much more! Once we reach the end of Season 1 and the first mainline entry, Project BBRVT, what the series is and where it's going will all start to become clear.

I'm planning a total of 16 books. I've got 1 done(ish). I'll get a chart of the plan on to this site soon.

Latest Book

Foolish Fortune Teller Lucile Rogers

The very first book in the series! This book includes:

  • "Ill Fates in Atomic Springs"
    • The main novel, a meloncholic romantic tragedy staring the titular character.
    • Billie is a man who lost the one. Lucile is woman who never had anyone. When these two cross paths, what will fate have to say about it?
  • "No place for a Hawk to Nest"
    • A short story of an aspirant travelling with her beloved grandmother. She hopes to become a full fledged witch, but on the last stop of her grandmother's retirement tour things turn far more horrible, strange, and oppressive than she ever anticipated.
  • "Of Wolf and Witch"
    • The action packed short story of witches, government agents, alterior motives, and an arrest that goes horribly wrong.
    • Also cats, lot's of creepy cats. Just imagine the smell of cat piss the whole time you read this one.
    • Also some dogs. Heads up, one of 'em dies.
  • And more!

I have yet to hire an editor, tis expensive. If you can stomach some mistakes, feel free to check it out.

Availibe in pdf.

In Production:

The Lady of Yellowstone

For this next book I'm going to shift from the Novel + Bonus Content structure and try something I'm calling "3 Novellas in a Trench Coat."

This will be an fun, hopefully less depressing but dark and terrifying, fantasy adventure across Yellowstone National Park. We'll see idiot tourists, talking animals, horric monsters, insideous cults, and plenty of thinly veiled worldbuilding exposition! All of this surrounding the enigmatic Lady of Yellowstone, arguably the most powerful and gravely responsible witch on the planet. Currently I'm in the planning stage, sorting through all the brainstorming I did while working on the last book. The collection will include:

  • Project Yellowstone
  • Project Foxy Lady
  • Project Sam - DG
  • Project Sam - LM

However, what exactly I should do for that last novella is the real trick. I could do Project Happy Camper, but I feel like that's just an extension of Project Yellowstone. If I write elegantly Project Yellowstone should work within its length. Better to leave the audience wanting more, wouldn't you agree? That leaves me with Project Aaron Gorn's Tax Policy. Which is a great fit for the fantasy adventure vibe, but also I wanted to save history for bonus content. We've got too much to cover in the modern day as is. But also it would give the collection a more diverse spread of story types, I like that. What do you think?